2 Nite Lady There was a time when a one stand Went always exactly as I had planned You liked my ass and you gave it a smack And a 40 oz1 later I was flat on my back If you want my petunia you get down on your knees Butcha ain’t gonna get it like a quarter with cheese Baby this ain’t no drive through window Yeah, I work at McDonald’s, but I think you should know… I’m a 2 nite lady not a one night ho 2 nite ain’t the night but tomorrow fo sho So when ya gets to callin me again We can wrassle on my bear rug Growlin in my den There was a day when to get in my pants There wouldn’t be no requiremantz Now I notice today you wanna spread my cheeks Lucky for you I didn’t say two weeks If I fuck you tonight that means that I’m a hussy Wake up tomorrow with a pussey pussy Baby dis ain’t no underground railroad2 So I’ll tell you again before you get wood, bro… I’m a 2 nite lady not a one night ho 2 nite ain’t the night but tomorrow fo sho So when ya gets to callin me again I’m gonna give it to you before I count to 10… ONE, TWO! If you think yo hot for what I got (You know that she’s hot!) If you think this ho’s worf a waitin fo (She’s worf waitin fo!) If you think you’re the one you’re gonna make me cum (You gotta make her cum, cum, cum!) You gotta wait one night to get what’s right You know I’ll be singin’!!! I’m a 2 nite lady not a one night ho 2 nite ain’t the night but tomorrow fo sho So when ya gets to callin me again I’ll be bustin out the crisco3 To slide yo dick on in Slide yo dick on in Come on and slide Come on and slide Come on and slide Yo dick on in Come on and slide Come on and slide… Samples: “Xanadu” by Olivia Newton-John 1 a glass bottle that holds 40 ounces of malt liquor or beer. 2 an informal network of secret routes and safe houses that 19th century African slaves in the United States used to escape free states with the aid of abolitionists. 3a popular brand of shortening.