Bitch, I Stole Yo Purse! AHHHHHHHHH… I stole yo purse! AHHHHHHHHH…   I stole yo purse! Prada, Gucci and Louis Vuitton1 I shook the shit outcho purse and I left it on the lawn Ain’t nothing but my Zorro sign2 I shake that purse, and leave the shit behind Beware of the way you flossin3 yo bag I’m a real ghetto bitch, not a funny fag hag4 Eye on yo purse it reminds me of a cunt Empty it out like that time of the month5 Eye on yo purse it reminds me of a cunt Empty it out like that time of the month AHHHHHHHHH… I stole yo purse! AHHHHHHHHH…   I stole yo purse! I stole yo purse bitch and that’s yo curse bitch Lordy Mama, I stole yo purse! I got a hole in my head and there’s no one to fix it! A little unrational. I got a hole in my head and there’s no one to fix it! A little unrational. I take yo purse and I take yo man too I take him at a party and I fuck him in the bathroom Find yoself a garbage bag, a satchel or ziplock6 While you wonderin where yo purse is I’ll be suckin yo man’z cock I shook it, I took it, ain’t no apologies You stand there cryin and I say, “BITCH, PLEASE!” You was the one who left that shit all alone At least I didn’t take yo muthafuckin cell phone, cell phone bitch! Ring a ling a ling, ring a ling a ling… AHHHHHHHHH… I stole yo purse! AHHHHHHHHH…   I stole yo purse. Samples: “Satisfaction” by Devo “Sure Shot” by The Beastie Boys “My Philosophy” by Boogie Down Productions 1 well known fashion and leather goods brands. 2 superhero secret identity of Don Diego de la Vega, a fictional nobleman and master swordsman living in Spanish and Mexican-era California.  His favored weapon is a rapier, which he uses to leave his distinct mark, a large “Z” made with three quick cuts. 3 showing off an object which usually possesses great value. 4 a woman who enjoys hanging out with gay men. 5 the time when a woman has her menstrual cycle. 6 a brand of disposable, re-sealable zipper storage bags.