Cocaine

Check it out! Yeah y’all c’mon! Here we go again!
Make you wiggle and jiggle like gelatin.1
Check it out! Yeah y’all c’mon! Here we go again!
Make you wiggle and jiggle like gelatin.


I used to fuck with the white
And snort up the snow
Wudn't no gode in my rainbow
Wake up in tha monin reakin of piss
Couldn't remember what man I was wit
Sooner or later it would come back to me
And all I can say is that fuckin blow blew me
Golden showers,2 coked out thrilluhs3
Piss in my mouf, you know it won't kill us
(Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is)
Uh huh uh huh uh huh!
Cocaine make my pussy pucker, motherfucker
Cocaine make my pussy pucker
You got a limp johnson4 I gave it a looky
Need hard candy not a soft batch cookie5
You want me to suck that prick, son?
You betta kick that
Cocaine addiction

She don’t like she don’t like she don’t like…
Cocaine!

Check it out! Yeah y’all c’mon! Here we go again!
Make you wiggle and jiggle like gelatin.
Check it out! Yeah y’all c’mon! Here we go again!
Make you wiggle and jiggle like gelatin.


Cut to da club in line for da bafroom
I heard coke being sniffed like a vacuum
Jonesin6 hard like a friend without the R
Need my fix like a baby need tar7
Wanted to get up in that terlet stall
Shouted “Police! Get yo back up da wall!”
Opened up da door and my gina twitch
Knew I was gonna be his yayo bitch8
Sugar in his hand I said “Gimme dat fool!
Gonna sniff a line off ya Peter O’Toole!” 9
“You scare me gurl, but get on it Ho
Wanna show you how to turn blow yellow.”
He drew me in close, took a bump from da key10
He whispered in my ear “Do you like pee?”
“I like tea, especially with honey!
Take me home boo you make a punani11 runny!”

She don’t like she don’t like she don’t like…
Cocaine!

Check it out! Yeah y’all c’mon! Here we go again!
Make you wiggle and jiggle like gelatin.
Check it out! Yeah y’all c’mon! Here we go again!
Make you wiggle and jiggle like gelatin.


So we got to his place I was ready to fuck
Jackin that jock just tryin to get it up
“Okay baby, we aint gotta do…”
“Shut the fuck up I'm gonna pee on you!”
So I let the rain fall down on me
I was 13 and he R. Kelly12
Urine sprayed out, out of his pecker
I started to feel like a broken record
“I ain't gonna do cocain no mo I ain't gonna do it no mo…
I ain't gonna do cocain no mo I ain't gonna do it no mo…”

“Shut the fuck up you muthafuckin ho!”
Knocked my ass out in a single blow
Got a steak on my eye from that fateful night
When I come to know nose candy just ain't right
It ain't right, it ain't right, it ain't right.

She don’t like she don’t like she don’t like…
Cocaine!

Check it out! Yeah y’all c’mon! Here we go again!
Make you wiggle and jiggle like gelatin.
Check it out! Yeah y’all c’mon! Here we go again!
Make you wiggle and jiggle like gelatin.


Cocaine muthafuckas
Urination is a drug intervention
That shit’ll fuck. you. up.
Write H.O. in yellow snow? 13
N.O., I don’t think so.
Unless you wanna get peed on
Or get yo nose bleed on
It might be time to quit that shit.
Well, unless it’s for free.
And you know you don’t really need to be turnin down no free drugs.
Free smack, free crack, free toke, free coke?
What?  Oh yeah, well… don’t get pooped on either, cause you know, that shit can easily happen too.

And I say yes, you look wonderful tonight.”


Samples:
“Cocaine” by Eric Clapton
“Wonderful Tonight” by Eric Clapton
“Bring the Noise” by Public Enemy
“Strictly Business” by EPMD
“DWYCK” by Gang Starr

1 translucent, colorless, brittle, nearly tasteless solid substance, extracted from the collagen inside animals’
connective tissue.  In this case referring to Jello, a generic term for gelatin dessert.
2 the act of urinating on another used as a means of sexual foreplay.
3 throwing up in ones mouth and then swallowing it.
4 penis.
5 a chewy cookie, created with crystallization resistant sugar.
6 intense craving.
7 reference to “tar baby.”  It comes from a children's story in which the dark skin and seeming ignorance
(caused by a lack of schooling) of slaves were explained by the idea that black children were baptised in tar.
8 the subservient person in a sexual relationship, in this case with cocaine used as the bait.
9 eight time Academy Award nominated Irish actor.
10 taking a hit of cocaine off the end of a car or house key.
11 female genitals.
12 Grammy Award winning R&B singer who allegedly appeared in a 2002 videotape that showed he and a
teenage daughter of an associate engaging in numerous sex acts, including the girl being urinated upon.
13 snow that has been urinated on.