The AIDS Gamble On a warm summer’s evening… On a warm summer’s evening… On a warm summer’s evening… On a warm summer’s evening In a taxi in the village I met up with a drag queen we were both to drunk to walk Hailed a cab and took turns starin At the gayness all around us We were backed up on the west side and she began to talk she said, “Gurl, I made a livin Out of actin like a female. And knowin bout some STDs By lookin in the eyes. So if you don’t mind me sayin, gurl I think you need a she-male. For a snort out yo 8 ball1 I’ll give you some advice…” You got to know when to suck it Know when to fuck it Know when to walk away Know when to run You never floss yo teef When you bout to suck a big dick Cuz you wake up in the monin And you gonna have AIDS. On a warm summer’s evening… On a warm summer’s evening At another fuckin gay bar I met up with my best fag We were pouring out our souls Got to talking bout them Chelsea boyz And how short his latest cock was Startin creepin towards the back room Straight to the glory holes.2 I said, “Bitch, don’t even go there To get yo self some action. You lookin like you want some ass: A brand new oven mitt.3 So if you don’t mind me sayin, Lance4 You’ll get no satisfaction Dat hole’s like a box o’ chocolates, you nevah know whatcha gonna git.” 5 You got to know when to suck it Know when to fuck it Know when to walk away Know when to run You never floss yo teef When you bout to suck a big dick Cuz you wake up in the monin And you gonna have AIDS. Then he drank down my last swallow. Then he drank down my last swallow. Then he drank down my last swallow. Then he drank down my last swallow. REMIX!  REMIX!  REMIX! Look for the sores Look for the warts Does he wear tighty whities or boxer shorts? Know when to fuck it, know when to pass Look for the blisters inside of the ass Did you meet at a club or maybe at a bar? It really don’t matter where you are Cuz AIDS, herpes and warts they just don’t rest You just shouldn’t fuck unless you got a blood test A blood test!  A blood test! You got to know when to suck it Know when to fuck it Know when to walk away Know when to run You never floss yo teef When you bout to suck a big dick Cuz you wake up in the monin And you gonna have AIDS. You got to know when to suck it Know when to fuck it Know when to walk away Know when to run You never floss yo teef When you bout to suck a big dick Cuz you wake up in the monin And yer gonna have AIDS! Samples: “The Gambler” by Kenny Rogers “One Note Samba” by Jean-Jaques Perrey & Gershon Kingsley 1one eighth of an ounce of cocaine, approximately 3.5 grams. 2 a hole located in a partition (often a stall partition in a public restroom) in which one's penis is inserted, thus separating the participants and ensuring anonymity throughout the act of copulation or fellatio. 3the act of inserting a man's penis and testicles into another's anus. 4 generic gay name. 5 paraphrasing of "Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you are going to get" from the film Forrest Gump (1994).