Little Town

Little town
It's a quiet ghetto
Everyday like da one before
Little town, full of little people
Wakin up to say…
WASSUP! WASSUP! WASSUP! WASSUP!

There goes the pimp with his ho like always
The same ole cunt and tit to sell
Every monin just the same
Since the monin that we came
To this po mofo ghetto, “Wassup Darnell?”

”Wassup, how you doin?
Gurl you look pregnant!”
“I am!  Six months!  His Dad’s a bitch!
I need food stamps1, dat’s too expensive!
Grape soda2 and some Funyun Rings3 for me!”

Now its no wonder that her name Bomqueesha
She gots da biggest butt in town
And you know she gots some braids
and some stenshuns4 that she mades
In this po mofo ghetto, “Wassup Shirelle?”

Ohhhhhh isn’t this amazing?
It’s my favorite part becuh you see
Here’s where he eats my pussy
But he won’t notice that deys crabs5 up in his teef

”Wussup, hey gurl! You still at Dee-Dee’s?”
“Hell yes! Doin hair! You need yoz did?
I got a raise, dat means mo scratch-offs! 6
Now eight Quick Picks7 and a pack of Newports8 please!”

Little town
It's a quiet ghetto
Everyday like da one before
Little town, full of little people
Wakin up to say…
WASSUP! WASSUP! WASSUP!


Sample:
MIDI version of “Belle” from Beauty and the Beast jacked off of the internet.

1federal assistance program using paper vouchers that provides food to low income people living in the United
States.
2 popular beverage in urban communities.  Contents are sugar, water, carbonation and purple.
3 deep fried rings of enriched corn meal-based material that are coated with pungent, pale yellowish, onion-flavored powder.
4 reference to hair extensions, strands of hair added to supplement a person's existing hair.
5 pubic lice.
6 instant win lottery ticket.
7 lottery ticket option that lets the computer randomly pick the numbers.
8 brand of menthol cigarettes particularly popular in urban communities.